May 15, 2026. After all the pomp and ceremony, the two most powerful men in the world finally have a private moment. As they walk together through the gardens of Zhongnanhai, they chat amiably.
| XJ: | Donny, I know how to solve your immigration problem. |
| DT: | I’m all ears. By the way, that tea was tremendous. |
| XJ: | You can have a whole box. But listen, the key is green cards. |
| DT: | How so? |
| XJ: | People will do anything to get them, right? |
| DT: | Bigly. Everybody knows it. But how can I use that? |
| XJ: | Tell them they need to leave the country in order to get one. |
| DT: | Oh I see. Beautiful! We will do that. |
Sometime later that day…
| XJ: | Modi my friend, remember that wild idea you had? |
| NM: | Wait, you mean he actually fell for it? |
| XJ: | Yep. From now on we get to keep all of our tech geniuses. |
| NM: | But nobody could possibly be that stupid. |
| XJ: | Clearly somebody could. |
| NM: | Congratulations, you and I have just won the A.I. war. |