What they didn’t say in Dune

Oscar Isaac didn’t say “Winter is coming.”

Stellan Skarsgård didn’t say “The horror, the horror.”

Zendaya didn’t say “Sky People cannot learn, they do not see.”

Javier Bardem didn’t say “We go outside where God can see us better.”

Timothée Chalamet didn’t say “It’s not that I like the Empire; I hate it, but there’s nothing I can do about it right now.”

Josh Brolin didn’t say “Give my regards to King Tut, asshole.”

Phone coverage as a 3D shape

Today, for the first time, I found that I could get phone coverage while flying in an airplane. It wasn’t for the entire flight, just for the few minutes that we were still in the air but getting ready to land.

Still, it was a startling experience. I never expect cell coverage to reach any significant altitude. When it does, it is kind of awesome.

I wonder whether anyone has ever mapped out how high cell coverage goes. It probably varies greatly by geography. The resulting 3D shape would make a really cool visual, wouldn’t it?

The Monroe contradiction

Two interesting things happened in the United States on December 2.

On this date in 1823, the United States adopted the Monroe Doctrine. Among other things, the doctrine stated that Europe should not interfere in American affairs.

Then on this date in 1845, America adopted the doctrine of Manifest Destiny. That doctrine basically stated that it is America’s God-given right to expand Westward, even if it means wiping out the people who were already been living there for thousands of years.

It’s sort of amazing that America can simultaneously embrace two such opposing philosophies. It basically boils down to this: “Nobody can mess with us, but we have a divine right to mess with others.”

I wonder whether anybody in our young nation realized, back in 1845, that somewhere down the road this attitude would lead to a whole heap of trouble.

A slippery slope

I am concerned by the fact that some major companies are proposing that in on-line meetings we should all appear to each other as computer graphic avatars. It’s not just a philosophical issue — it’s also about the devil in the details.

One of the key elements of such an initiative is solving the latency problem. If I am going to appear to you as a synthetic avatar, then your computer needs to know what to do if there is any delay in network transmission.

For video-based interactions (like what you see over Zoom), this is not such a big issue. We understand that networks can be unreliable and that sometimes a video feed can stutter.

But you can’t quite do that with synthetic avatars. Instead you need to fill in the gaps with machine learning. You need to fake it.

In particular, you need to synthesize body movements and facial micro-expressions to fill in the gaps. And those movements and expressions don’t necessarily fully correspond to reality.

So that direction sends us down a slippery slope to a make believe reality in which the subtleties of people’s emotions are represented not faithfully, but rather as third party constructs.

That might not be such a good idea.

Tessering through the wardrobe

C.S. Lewis and Madeleine D’Engel were both born on November 29. In some ways it is hard to believe that this is a coincidence.

Both created memorable fantasy worlds that have been beloved by children for generations. And in both cases, those worlds had a very strong spiritual component.

To my young mind, there were two great ways to get from here to there: You could either crawl through the back of a wardrobe or you could tesser.

Don’t get me wrong. I have nothing against tornadoes, platforms 9 3/4, or dilithium crystal powered transporters. Those are all fine in their way.

But as for me, just give me an old fashioned British dresser or a mathematical metaphor of four dimensions in a folded handkerchief.
Those are all I need to travel to worlds unknown.

Hybrid reality

When you are already living in a hybrid reality, where every second meeting is held virtually over Zoom, then physical travel takes on a different aspect. You are no longer separated by physical distance in the same way that you used to be.

You can start a face to face conversation from a thousand miles away, continue that face to face conversation later in the evening from two hundred miles away, and conclude the very next day in the same room as each other — literally face to face.

It is not that we couldn’t do these things before, it is that we didn’t do it so often that it felt like a single continuous conversation. And now it does.

Sondheim

It’s hard to believe he is gone. I last saw him a few years back in a lecture series. The depth of his humanity, grace and wry humor was palpable. His presence filled the lecture hall.

When I was just a teenager I was in a production of Forum. I look back on it as one of the highlights of my life. Another life highlight, somewhat later, was attending the astonishing production of Sweeney Todd with Angela Lansbury and Len Cariou. It’s amazing to realize that the same person wrote the lyrics and music for both of those shows.

So many Sondheim moments to remember in my life. And so much of the reason musicals are now taken seriously rests on the shoulders of this one man.

We need to keep learning from his words and we need to keep singing his songs. Children will listen.