{"id":10018,"date":"2012-11-20T23:09:52","date_gmt":"2012-11-21T04:09:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=10018"},"modified":"2012-11-23T14:43:11","modified_gmt":"2012-11-23T19:43:11","slug":"a-nose-for-danger-part-19","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=10018","title":{"rendered":"A Nose for Danger, part 19"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Chapter 5<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What did the adding machine say to the chimpanzee?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I give up,&#8221; the chief said.  &#8220;What did it say?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You can count on me.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, that&#8217;s bad even by your standards, Smellephant.  Let&#8217;s hope we can count on what this adding machine has to tell us.  To me it just looks like string of digits.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m telling you Chief, if Sam typed it, it&#8217;s gotta be something.  He&#8217;s one smart chimp.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t know.  You&#8217;ve been running your own private investigation,&#8221; the chief said.  &#8220;Do you think that&#8217;s a good idea?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I thought it was.  A private eye can go places the cops can&#8217;t go.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And how is that working out for you?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I looked down at the spot where I had found my friend lying unconscious.  &#8220;Right now I&#8217;d have to say I&#8217;m not so sure.  Maybe if I&#8217;d worked with the cops &#8212; with you &#8212; Sam would still &#8230; &#8221;  I didn&#8217;t finish the thought.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sorry Smellephant, I shouldn&#8217;t be taking this out on you.  None of this is your fault &#8212; it made sense to try doing this on the low down.  I&#8217;m just frustrated because we&#8217;ve got dead bodies piling up, and nothing to go on but some numbers from an adding machine.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sam&#8217;s not dead,&#8221; I said quietly.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sorry.  Look, I know you two were &#8212; are &#8212; good friends, and we all want Sam to pull through.  But we&#8217;ve got a chimp in a coma, and we&#8217;re not going to be getting any answers from him for a while.  Meanwhile, the killer might strike again.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Not if we can figure out Sam&#8217;s message first.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah,&#8221; the chief nodded, &#8220;if you can call it a message.  It would have been so much better if Sam had been shot in the left shoulder.  Then he could have used the typewriter.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It would have been so much better if Sam hadn&#8217;t been shot.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah,&#8221; the chief said, &#8220;very good point.  What&#8217;s that number again?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ve got it memorized: 451614295&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chapter 5 &#8220;What did the adding machine say to the chimpanzee?&#8221; &#8220;I give up,&#8221; the chief said. &#8220;What did it say?&#8221; &#8220;You can count on me.&#8221; &#8220;Oh, that&#8217;s bad even by your standards, Smellephant. Let&#8217;s hope we can count on what this adding machine has to tell us. To me it just looks like string &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=10018\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;A Nose for Danger, part 19&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10018"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10018"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10018\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10097,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10018\/revisions\/10097"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10018"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10018"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10018"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}