{"id":132,"date":"2008-03-27T11:43:05","date_gmt":"2008-03-27T11:43:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=132"},"modified":"2008-03-27T11:43:05","modified_gmt":"2008-03-27T11:43:05","slug":"eros-and-thanatos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=132","title":{"rendered":"Eros and Thanatos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Eros and Thanatos  met at a bar<br \/>\nEros said &#8220;What a strange creature you are!&#8221;<br \/>\nThanatos shrugged &#8220;I&#8217;m more strange than you think&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Sit yourself down and I&#8217;ll buy you a drink.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Sigmund was shaking his head at the sight<br \/>\nOf such an odd pair on a Saturday night<br \/>\n&#8220;Tell me my friends,&#8221; he inquired, &#8220;Dear amigos<br \/>\n&#8220;Where do you come from, our Ids or our Egos?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Eros and Thanatos laughed &#8220;You inquire<br \/>\nTo know if our union is thought or desire?&#8221;<br \/>\nThey bought him a round and left quite a good tip<br \/>\nFor they already knew they would give him the slip.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We are two of a kind, we are life, we are fear<br \/>\n&#8220;We&#8217;re the bee in your bonnet, the head on your beer<br \/>\n&#8220;The secrets you keep from the friends you betray<br \/>\n&#8220;The days of your life and the life in your day&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We&#8217;re the thieves of your heart who will prey on your mind<br \/>\n&#8220;The hope that you treasure, the solace you find<br \/>\n&#8220;The romance of death and the death of Romance&#8221;<br \/>\nAnd then they got up and proceeded to dance<\/p>\n<p>Sigmund was mortified &#8220;This isn&#8217;t right!<br \/>\n&#8220;You are old enemies, why don&#8217;t you fight?&#8221;<br \/>\nEros and Thanatos answered him plain<br \/>\n&#8220;Poor dear old Sigmund, are you insane?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;For who rules the sky &#8211; the Sun or the Moon?<br \/>\n&#8220;When starts the season, November or June?<br \/>\n&#8220;Where lies betrayal, the lips or the heart?<br \/>\n&#8220;Haven&#8217;t you learned anything, you old fart?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Then Sigmund smiled, amazed and delighted<br \/>\n&#8220;This is right up there with love unrequited!<br \/>\n&#8220;Please tell me all, let me buy you one more!&#8221;<br \/>\nBut Eros and Thanatos slipped out the door.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Wait!&#8221; cried old Sigmund, &#8220;Please do not go<br \/>\n&#8220;Why would life embrace death?  I am dying to know!&#8221;<br \/>\nBut he was alone, there was no one to hear.<br \/>\n&#8220;Oh well then,&#8221; he shrugged, and he had one more beer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eros and Thanatos met at a bar Eros said &#8220;What a strange creature you are!&#8221; Thanatos shrugged &#8220;I&#8217;m more strange than you think&#8221; &#8220;Sit yourself down and I&#8217;ll buy you a drink.&#8221; Sigmund was shaking his head at the sight Of such an odd pair on a Saturday night &#8220;Tell me my friends,&#8221; he inquired, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=132\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Eros and Thanatos&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=132"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}