{"id":14474,"date":"2014-02-19T18:58:14","date_gmt":"2014-02-19T23:58:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=14474"},"modified":"2014-02-20T03:42:59","modified_gmt":"2014-02-20T08:42:59","slug":"forgetting-to-keep-your-car-on-the-road","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=14474","title":{"rendered":"Forgetting to keep your car on the road"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is going to be a bit of a rant.<\/p>\n<p>While driving, have you ever simply forgotten to keep your car on the road?  I&#8217;m guessing you haven&#8217;t, because you&#8217;re still alive enough to read this.  Some things are just too obvious to miss.<\/p>\n<p>Which leads me to the rant part:  In the last several days I&#8217;ve been to the theatre twice.  Both times somebody&#8217;s cell phone went off in the middle of the performance.<\/p>\n<p>In one case, in the performance I wrote about the other day, we were seeing Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen in &#8220;Waiting for Godot&#8221;.  Seats were very expensive in a sold out run of a once in a lifetime Broadway experience.<\/p>\n<p>So you would think that people would be conscious of how important it was to turn off their ringer.  Yet somebody&#8217;s phone started ringing in the middle of the play, loudly and for a very long time.<\/p>\n<p>In the second case, the management made a point of telling us to turn off our cell phones.  Before the curtain rose, we heard a lovely female voice with a posh British accent explaining to us how very very important it was that we switch off our electronic devices.  The lady was charming yet extremely firm.<\/p>\n<p>And yet, again, some damned fool&#8217;s cellphone went off in the middle of the second act.<\/p>\n<p>I have been trying to figure out how this happens. After all, as an audience member in a live theatre performance you are responsible for performing exactly <i>one<\/i> action to avoid ruining the experience for everyone else:  Turn off your phone (or at least your ringer).  And that&#8217;s it, that&#8217;s the whole enchilada, the beginning and the end of what is expected of you.<\/p>\n<p>So how could anybody miss something so fundamental?  It&#8217;s kind of like driving an automobile and forgetting to keep your car on the road.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is going to be a bit of a rant. While driving, have you ever simply forgotten to keep your car on the road? I&#8217;m guessing you haven&#8217;t, because you&#8217;re still alive enough to read this. Some things are just too obvious to miss. Which leads me to the rant part: In the last several &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=14474\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Forgetting to keep your car on the road&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14474"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14474"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14474\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14478,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14474\/revisions\/14478"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14474"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14474"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14474"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}