Kind of a silly game that I made up this weekend, appropriate for our questionable economy. Feel free to try your hand at it:<\/p>\n
“I was going to be a plumber, but it was too draining.”<\/p>\n
“I wanted to go into vacuum science, but I sucked at it.”<\/p>\n
“They wanted me to become a fencer, but I never got the point.”<\/p>\n
“I was in the pillow stuffing biz, but it only got me down.”<\/p>\n
“I was going to become a tunnel driller, but it was boring.”<\/p>\n
“They said I’d get rich selling photocopies, but I was duped.”<\/p>\n
“I joined a food preserve company, but they canned me.”<\/p>\n
“I was a lumberjack, until I got the axe.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Kind of a silly game that I made up this weekend, appropriate for our questionable economy. Feel free to try your hand at it: “I was going to be a plumber, but it was too draining.” “I wanted to go into vacuum science, but I sucked at it.” “They wanted me to become a fencer, … Continue reading “Bad career choices”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14653"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14653"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14653\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14654,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14653\/revisions\/14654"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14653"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14653"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14653"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}