{"id":14920,"date":"2014-06-30T23:45:06","date_gmt":"2014-07-01T04:45:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=14920"},"modified":"2014-06-30T23:45:06","modified_gmt":"2014-07-01T04:45:06","slug":"toaster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=14920","title":{"rendered":"Toaster"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today, on the long walk back from my successful quest to find and procure the ideal two-slot toaster for my temporary digs in Vancouver, I amused myself by singing songs aloud as I strolled along on this perfect summer&#8217;s day, down E 7th Avenue and across Main Street, past the Gene Cafe and the Antisocial Skateboard Shop.<\/p>\n<p>There was plenty of time during my journey to exercise a varied and culturally diverse vocal repertoire.  This being Canada, I made sure that Neil Young and Leonard Cohen were generously represented.  Yet I freely admit that the Beatles were, as usual, the most fun to sing.<\/p>\n<p>I wonder now, thinking back on the day, whether any of the natives were at all non-plussed at the sight of a strange man walking down their street while belting out the chorus of &#8220;Yellow Submarine&#8221;, a brand new toaster tucked securely under one arm.<\/p>\n<p>Then again, I&#8217;m sure they understood.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today, on the long walk back from my successful quest to find and procure the ideal two-slot toaster for my temporary digs in Vancouver, I amused myself by singing songs aloud as I strolled along on this perfect summer&#8217;s day, down E 7th Avenue and across Main Street, past the Gene Cafe and the Antisocial &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=14920\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Toaster&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[6],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14920"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14920"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14920\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14921,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14920\/revisions\/14921"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14920"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14920"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14920"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}