{"id":15398,"date":"2014-11-07T23:05:42","date_gmt":"2014-11-08T04:05:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=15398"},"modified":"2014-11-07T23:05:42","modified_gmt":"2014-11-08T04:05:42","slug":"sheldon-part-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=15398","title":{"rendered":"Sheldon, part 7"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They were interrupted by a knock on the door.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Who is it?&#8221;  Charlotte said, motioning for Sheldon to be quiet.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s your mother.  Who did you think it would be?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t know mom, I was hoping for a surprise.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sorry to disappoint you Charlotte.  It&#8217;s just me.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m already in bed.  What&#8217;s up?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I heard voices.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Maybe it&#8217;s the television.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We don&#8217;t have a TV, pumpkin.  We&#8217;ve never had a TV.  The voices were coming from your room.  One of them wasn&#8217;t yours.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;School play.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m practicing for the school play mom.  I am supposed to play &#8230; a ghost.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Sheldon rolled his eyes, and Charlotte, turning from the door, looked at him helplessly.  She was improvising.  &#8220;Whoooo. Whooo.  You know mom, lots of haunting sounds.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dear,&#8221; her mom said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Not now, I need to rehearse.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Really dear,&#8221; her mom said again, &#8220;there&#8217;s no point.  I&#8217;m in the room.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Charlotte turned back around to face the door, only to see her mother standing there, staring.<\/p>\n<p>There was a moment of silence.  Finally her mother said &#8220;You&#8217;ve got a ghost in your room.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Before Charlotte could answer, Sheldon jumped in.  &#8220;You must be Charlotte&#8217;s mother.  I&#8217;m glad to see you&#8217;re taking this so well.  Very pleased to meet you.  I&#8217;m &#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes,&#8221; Charlotte&#8217;s mom interrupted, &#8220;you must be Sheldon.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Sheldon looked pale, if a ghost can look pale.  &#8220;How did you know that?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>From behind him came another voice.  &#8220;Because,&#8221; said the cat, &#8220;it&#8217;s the name of the book.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They were interrupted by a knock on the door. &#8220;Who is it?&#8221; Charlotte said, motioning for Sheldon to be quiet. &#8220;It&#8217;s your mother. Who did you think it would be?&#8221; &#8220;I don&#8217;t know mom, I was hoping for a surprise.&#8221; &#8220;Sorry to disappoint you Charlotte. It&#8217;s just me.&#8221; &#8220;I&#8217;m already in bed. What&#8217;s up?&#8221; &#8220;I &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=15398\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Sheldon, part 7&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15398"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15398"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15398\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15399,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15398\/revisions\/15399"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}