They were all in the car, and ready to hit the road.<\/p>\n
“Seat belts everyone?” said Charlotte’s mom.<\/p>\n
“Check,” said Charlotte’s dad.<\/p>\n
“Check,” said Charlotte.<\/p>\n
“I don’t think I need a seat belt,” said Sheldon.<\/p>\n
“Now Sheldon,” Charlotte’s mom said disapprovingly. “In this family we believe in safety first.”<\/p>\n
“Mom’s very strict about those things,” Charlotte explained.<\/p>\n
Sheldon looked at Charlotte for a long moment. “Is your mother worried that I’m going to die in an accident or something? Because I think that ship has sailed.”<\/p>\n
“Oh, right. Mom, maybe we can skip the seat belt this one time.”<\/p>\n
After they had gotten that sorted out, they were on their way.<\/p>\n
“I can’t believe we’re going to New York City,” said Charlotte, regarding the dust jacket. “They even give the author’s address.”<\/p>\n
Sheldon looked over at Charlotte, then at the volume she was studying. “Hey, is that the book we’re supposed to be in?”<\/p>\n
“No, of course not.” She rolled her eyes. “You can’t read the book that you are in.”<\/p>\n
“Why not?”<\/p>\n
“Because that would be absurd.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
They were all in the car, and ready to hit the road. “Seat belts everyone?” said Charlotte’s mom. “Check,” said Charlotte’s dad. “Check,” said Charlotte. “I don’t think I need a seat belt,” said Sheldon. “Now Sheldon,” Charlotte’s mom said disapprovingly. “In this family we believe in safety first.” “Mom’s very strict about those things,” … Continue reading “Sheldon, part 10”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15406"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15406"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15406\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15407,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15406\/revisions\/15407"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}