{"id":15412,"date":"2014-11-12T23:49:10","date_gmt":"2014-11-13T04:49:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=15412"},"modified":"2014-11-13T22:15:28","modified_gmt":"2014-11-14T03:15:28","slug":"sheldon-part-12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=15412","title":{"rendered":"Sheldon, part 12"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Are you sure it&#8217;s ok for us to be here?&#8221; Charlotte&#8217;s mom asked nervously.  &#8220;It could be seen as breaking and entering.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We&#8217;re not exactly entering,&#8221; Charlotte explained, &#8220;because the house belongs to somebody who created our world.  So technically we&#8217;re exiting.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Are there laws against breaking and exiting?&#8221; Sheldon asked.  Nobody had an answer for that.<\/p>\n<p>Charlotte found the light switch and flipped it on.  &#8220;Oh my god, what a mess!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ah, the creative mind at work!&#8221; Charlotte&#8217;s dad marveled.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Speaking of which,&#8221; Charlotte said, &#8220;It looks like the study is in here.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>They all stood at the entrance to the room for a long moment, nobody daring to go up to the desk.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I think this is where he writes it all,&#8221; said Charlotte in a hushed voice.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m not sure we should be here at all,&#8221; Charlotte&#8217;s mom said.  &#8220;We could still leave.  Nobody would have to know.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>They stood indecisively on the threshold of the study.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, to hell with it!&#8221;  Sheldon finally said.  He strode right up to the desk and picked up a piece of paper, reading aloud. &#8220;Hey listen to this.  You are not going to believe it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Young man,&#8221; Charlotte&#8217;s mom said, &#8220;Put that piece of paper down this instant.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Aren&#8217;t you even a little curious to hear what it says?&#8221; Sheldon asked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I am,&#8221; Charlotte said.  &#8220;Read it to us!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Sheldon was happy to oblige.  &#8220;It says: &#8216;Sheldon, A Novel.'&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Are you sure it&#8217;s ok for us to be here?&#8221; Charlotte&#8217;s mom asked nervously. &#8220;It could be seen as breaking and entering.&#8221; &#8220;We&#8217;re not exactly entering,&#8221; Charlotte explained, &#8220;because the house belongs to somebody who created our world. So technically we&#8217;re exiting.&#8221; &#8220;Are there laws against breaking and exiting?&#8221; Sheldon asked. Nobody had an answer &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=15412\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Sheldon, part 12&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15412"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15412"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15412\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15415,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15412\/revisions\/15415"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15412"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15412"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15412"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}