Charlotte’s mother was incensed. “Whoever you are, I don’t think you have the right to just barge in and start arresting people.”<\/p>\n
“Ma’am,” Captain Rosenkranz said, “I’m going to have to ask you to back away.”<\/p>\n
“Mom!” Charlotte said, “Don’t you know who these soldiers are?”<\/p>\n
“Who are they?”<\/p>\n
“They’re from the Literary Violations Bureau.” Charlotte looked at Captain Rosenkranz with a mixture of awe and dread.<\/p>\n
“Wow,” said Charlotte’s dad, “I’d heard about these people, but I didn’t think they were real.”<\/p>\n
“Real is relative,” said the cat.<\/p>\n
Pointedly ignoring this last comment, Charlotte turned to the captain. “But why are you coming after us? We haven’t done anything.”<\/p>\n
“He has,” Captain Rosenkranz said, pointing at Brandon, who was starting to look very pale, even for a ghost.<\/p>\n
“Brandon? Whatever you think he did, I’m sure he’s innocent.”<\/p>\n
“Oh, is that what you call him? Why don’t you ask him his real name.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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