{"id":15430,"date":"2014-11-18T23:42:52","date_gmt":"2014-11-19T04:42:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=15430"},"modified":"2014-11-19T01:53:14","modified_gmt":"2014-11-19T06:53:14","slug":"sheldon-part-18","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=15430","title":{"rendered":"Sheldon, part 18"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Why would I want to know why I am here?&#8221; Sheldon asked, looking confused.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Wait, you really don&#8217;t remember why we came to this house?&#8221;  Charlotte stared at him.  &#8220;That doesn&#8217;t make any sense.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes, why <i>did<\/i> we come to this house?&#8221; Charlotte&#8217;s mother asked.  &#8220;I&#8217;ve been wondering that.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Me too,&#8221; chimed in Charlotte&#8217;s dad.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Wow, none of you remember.&#8221;  Charlotte looked confused.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I remember,&#8221; said that cat, &#8220;but then again, I&#8217;m the cat.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;True,&#8221; Charlotte said.  &#8220;Wait, I&#8217;ll show you.  It&#8217;s right here in the book.&#8221;  She walked up to the author&#8217;s desk, and started looking through the pages.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Pumpkin, I don&#8217;t think you should be looking through that.  It could be&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Blank.&#8221; said Charlotte.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Excuse me?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;They&#8217;re all blank.&#8221;  Charlotte was staring down at the desk. &#8220;All the pages are blank.  And they weren&#8217;t when we got here.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Why would I want to know why I am here?&#8221; Sheldon asked, looking confused. &#8220;Wait, you really don&#8217;t remember why we came to this house?&#8221; Charlotte stared at him. &#8220;That doesn&#8217;t make any sense.&#8221; &#8220;Yes, why did we come to this house?&#8221; Charlotte&#8217;s mother asked. &#8220;I&#8217;ve been wondering that.&#8221; &#8220;Me too,&#8221; chimed in Charlotte&#8217;s dad. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=15430\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Sheldon, part 18&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15430"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15430"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15430\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15431,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15430\/revisions\/15431"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15430"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15430"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15430"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}