“Wait,” Charlotte said, “my parents aren’t ghosts.”<\/p>\n
“Apparently they are,” Sheldon said. “I’m surprised you didn’t know.”<\/p>\n
“No, really.” Charlotte walked up to the desk and started reading. “Oh my, we seem to have come back to a different reality. This is not good.”<\/p>\n
“What’s wrong with being a ghost?” Sheldon said, looking offended. “Are you saying you have an issue with ghosts?”<\/p>\n
“Well no, being a ghost is ok. I mean, if you’re really a ghost. I believe in diversity.”<\/p>\n
“So what’s the problem?”<\/p>\n
Charlotte thought about this. “I’m saying that it’s not ok to suddenly turn into a ghost just because you’ve somehow moved sideways within some kind of fictional five dimensional parallel space-time continuum.”<\/p>\n
“Oh great,” Sheldon said. “We’ve gone from Ashton Kutcher to Christopher Nolan. I’m not sure that’s any better.”<\/p>\n
“Sorry, I got carried away.”<\/p>\n
“No worries. So does Christopher Nolan.”<\/p>\n
“Right. Anyway, what are we going to do about it?”<\/p>\n
“I suggest,” Sheldon said, “that we follow them to where they’ve gone.”<\/p>\n
“But how do we know where two ghosts would go?”<\/p>\n
“You realize, I hope, that you’re talking to an expert.”<\/p>\n
“Oh … good point.”<\/p>\n
“Thanks Charlotte. Glad you’ve been paying attention. Anyway, I can take you to them. Are you ready?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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