If the martians who abducted you bring you back with extra powers, are you alienated?<\/p>\n
If you describe your political opponent as a big flesh-eating reptile, is that allegory?<\/p>\n
After somebody gives you the drill, are you bored?<\/p>\n
If you insist you only like red birds, is that a cardinal rule?<\/p>\n
When a song is written about you, are you composed?<\/p>\n
After you lose the election to your spouse, do you stay devoted?<\/p>\n
When lightning strikes, do you remain grounded?<\/p>\n
If I tell you that x times y is a constant, is that hyperbole?<\/p>\n
If you refuse medication because you’re already sick, are you being illogical?<\/p>\n
If my gloves are on one moment, and then off the next, is that intermittant?<\/p>\n
When I run out of the house with wrinkled pants because I have a pressing engagement, is that irony?<\/p>\n
If you find a thousand dollar bill, is that noteworthy?<\/p>\n
If you hate calculus in one dimension just because you think it’s derivative, are you being partial?<\/p>\n
Isn’t that new whiteboard remarkable?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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