I was showing a friend around New York City today, and we passed a shoe store named Shoegasm<\/i>. She told me that she couldn’t believe there was a store with that name.<\/p>\n
I had never heard of this store before, but that didn’t stop me from spontaneously weighing in on the subject. “You know,” I told her, “it’s not a good idea to visit this store too often.”<\/p>\n
“Why?” she asked.<\/p>\n
“Because,” I explained, “they charge you for every time you come.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I was showing a friend around New York City today, and we passed a shoe store named Shoegasm. She told me that she couldn’t believe there was a store with that name. I had never heard of this store before, but that didn’t stop me from spontaneously weighing in on the subject. “You know,” I … Continue reading “One bad joke deserves another”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16442"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16442"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16442\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16447,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16442\/revisions\/16447"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16442"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16442"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16442"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}