{"id":16706,"date":"2015-11-15T23:37:17","date_gmt":"2015-11-16T04:37:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=16706"},"modified":"2015-11-16T06:24:46","modified_gmt":"2015-11-16T11:24:46","slug":"future-schlock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=16706","title":{"rendered":"Future schlock"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>My friend Sally says that I should put a &#8220;trigger warning&#8221; before this post in light of the attacks in Paris, because I talk about fictional violence in a sci-fi cop show.  I&#8217;m not sure I agree &#8212; to me fiction is a safe place, because it isn&#8217;t reality, and that&#8217;s part of the point of talking about a silly sci-fi cop show right now.  But everyone is different, so here is a trigger warning, just in case.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>When the sadness of the real world gets you down, you can always take a mini-vacation by watching a silly TV show.  Which is exactly what I did last night.<\/p>\n<p>At the recommendation of a friend who knows I am interested in time travel, I started watching <i>Flash Forward<\/i>, an extremely high concept TV show from 2010.  In the first episode, everybody in the world blacks out at exactly the same time, for exactly two minutes and 17 seconds.<\/p>\n<p>After everyone wakes up, they eventually realize that each person on earth has had a vision of what they will be doing at the same moment six months into the future.  Totally trippy, right?<\/p>\n<p>On the surface this might seem like a great basis for a series.  Unfortunately the narrative constraint of the premise forces the show&#8217;s characters to be more like characters in a video game than in a flesh and blood drama.<\/p>\n<p>Fortunately, this same problem can also lead to some great unintentional comedy.  For example, one lead character, a cop, is freaked out because he had no flash-forward vision at all.  He worries that in six months he may be dead.<\/p>\n<p>But then a minor character, another cop, shows up and tells him not to worry.  She didn&#8217;t have any visions either, she says, and she finds it rather refreshing.  At which point all I&#8217;m wondering is how many minutes of show time this character has left to live.<\/p>\n<p>Sure enough, in the very next scene she dies in a gun fight.  Soon after that, the cop who had no flash-forward is telling somebody how freaked out he is.  &#8220;I met a woman today who also had no vision during the blackout&#8221; he says.  &#8220;Five minutes later she was dead.  How do you explain that?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>In that moment I felt a flicker of hope.  Because right then and there the show could have totally redeemed itself, if only the other person had replied: &#8220;Bad writing?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Alas, they didn&#8217;t go there.  Sigh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My friend Sally says that I should put a &#8220;trigger warning&#8221; before this post in light of the attacks in Paris, because I talk about fictional violence in a sci-fi cop show. I&#8217;m not sure I agree &#8212; to me fiction is a safe place, because it isn&#8217;t reality, and that&#8217;s part of the point &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=16706\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Future schlock&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16706"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16706"}],"version-history":[{"count":19,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16706\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16726,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16706\/revisions\/16726"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16706"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16706"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16706"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}