{"id":18688,"date":"2017-04-25T13:56:16","date_gmt":"2017-04-25T18:56:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=18688"},"modified":"2017-04-25T13:56:16","modified_gmt":"2017-04-25T18:56:16","slug":"thats-amore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=18688","title":{"rendered":"That&#8217;s amore!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>When the moon hits your eye<br \/>\nLike a big pizza pie<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s amore<\/p>\n<p>When you&#8217;re bit on the heel<br \/>\nBy an undersea eel<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s a moray<\/p>\n<p>When it&#8217;s Povich you see<br \/>\nWith a show on TV<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s a Maury<\/p>\n<p>When a thin shaft of light<br \/>\nHits Othello stage right<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s a Moor ray<\/p>\n<p>When you make cool designs<br \/>\nFrom two sets of thin lines<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s a moir\u00e9<\/p>\n<p>When your whole native tribe<br \/>\nHas a New Zealand vibe<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s Maori<\/p>\n<p>When true love&#8217;s in the air<br \/>\nUp in Trois-Rivi\u00e8res<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s amour, eh?<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When the moon hits your eye Like a big pizza pie That&#8217;s amore When you&#8217;re bit on the heel By an undersea eel That&#8217;s a moray When it&#8217;s Povich you see With a show on TV That&#8217;s a Maury When a thin shaft of light Hits Othello stage right That&#8217;s a Moor ray When you &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=18688\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;That&#8217;s amore!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18688"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18688"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18688\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18689,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18688\/revisions\/18689"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18688"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18688"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18688"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}