{"id":18748,"date":"2017-05-16T16:32:53","date_gmt":"2017-05-16T21:32:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=18748"},"modified":"2017-05-16T16:33:12","modified_gmt":"2017-05-16T21:33:12","slug":"contradictionary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=18748","title":{"rendered":"Contradictionary"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b><i>Word\/sentence pairs inspired by a recent conversation with Andy Gerngross.<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><i>Acronym:<\/i> A curious result of naming your memes.<\/p>\n<p><i>Atheism:<\/i> The non-existence of gods is my only unshakeable belief.<\/p>\n<p><i>Boundless:<\/i> Don&#8217;t leap to conclusions about things going on forever.<\/p>\n<p><i>Dysnomia:<\/i> I have a chronic difficulty remembering this word.<\/p>\n<p><i>Inflammable:<\/i> It burns me up when people use this word incorrectly.<\/p>\n<p><i>Invalid:<\/i> Aren&#8217;t you the guy with the fake handicapped sticker on your car?<\/p>\n<p><i>Irony:<\/i> There is only one word I don&#8217;t need a dictionary for.<\/p>\n<p><i>Paradox:<\/i> Nothing about this sentence is true.<\/p>\n<p><i>Procrastination:<\/i> I was going to start putting things off, but I decided to wait.<\/p>\n<p><i>Xenophobia:<\/i> I am afraid of strangers coming ever closer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Word\/sentence pairs inspired by a recent conversation with Andy Gerngross. Acronym: A curious result of naming your memes. Atheism: The non-existence of gods is my only unshakeable belief. Boundless: Don&#8217;t leap to conclusions about things going on forever. Dysnomia: I have a chronic difficulty remembering this word. Inflammable: It burns me up when people use &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=18748\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Contradictionary&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18748"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18748"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18748\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18750,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18748\/revisions\/18750"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18748"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18748"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18748"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}