{"id":19826,"date":"2018-04-15T18:33:59","date_gmt":"2018-04-15T23:33:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=19826"},"modified":"2018-04-15T18:33:59","modified_gmt":"2018-04-15T23:33:59","slug":"punnishingly-descriptive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=19826","title":{"rendered":"Punnishingly descriptive"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today, in a very silly musical pun-off with Jaron Lanier, I said &#8220;violinists are high strung, but they never fret.&#8221;  I am happy to report that my moment of egregiously low humor received the groan that it so richly deserved.<\/p>\n<p>I wonder whether anyone has look at this form of punnishingly descriptive language as an art-form in its own right. Would it be possible to create an entire on-line dictionary of such wickedly painful descriptions?<\/p>\n<p>I see such a thing as a community effort. Perhaps we can start a Wickipedia to put all these things together in one place. Am I the only one who thinks this would be a good idea?<\/p>\n<p>Probably. \ud83d\ude42 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today, in a very silly musical pun-off with Jaron Lanier, I said &#8220;violinists are high strung, but they never fret.&#8221; I am happy to report that my moment of egregiously low humor received the groan that it so richly deserved. I wonder whether anyone has look at this form of punnishingly descriptive language as an &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=19826\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Punnishingly descriptive&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19826"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19826"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19826\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19827,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19826\/revisions\/19827"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19826"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19826"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19826"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}