I was at the theater this evening with a friend. We had very good seats, near the front. Although the play is very popular, surprisingly the two seats next to us were empty.<\/p>\n
A person in the row behind us joked “Maybe those are for Elijah.”<\/p>\n
I told him that was impossible. “Why?” he asked.<\/p>\n
“Well,” I explained, “they’re not making any money from those seats, right?”<\/p>\n
“True,” he allowed.<\/p>\n
“Which means,” I said, “clearly there is no prophet in them.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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