{"id":21137,"date":"2019-05-22T18:17:59","date_gmt":"2019-05-22T23:17:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=21137"},"modified":"2019-05-25T21:01:27","modified_gmt":"2019-05-26T02:01:27","slug":"notes-on-the-incoming-class","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=21137","title":{"rendered":"Notes on the incoming class"},"content":{"rendered":"

(last name first)<\/b><\/p>\n

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Fly, May <\/p>\n\nShe’s too flighty to last long.<\/p>\n
Fold, Manny <\/p>\n\nHe’s all surface. <\/p>\n
Gagger, Lolly <\/p>\n\nShe’s always late.<\/p>\n
Gamesh, Gil <\/p>\n\nThis kid’s got an epic story. <\/p>\n
Gory, Ali <\/p>\n\nHe isn’t what he seems.<\/p>\n
Gram, Ana <\/p>\n\nShe reminds me of Mara Ang.<\/p>\n
Guard, Van <\/p>\n\nHe’ll be first in his class.<\/p>\n
Ho, Ida <\/p>\n\nShe is always in a state. <\/p>\n
Idian, Flor <\/p>\n\nI like her tan. <\/p>\n
Ificent, Mal <\/p>\n\nHe’s a bad kid. <\/p>\n
Light, Skye <\/p>\n\nShe’s extremely bright.<\/p>\n
Lightful, Dee <\/p>\n\nI really like this one!<\/p>\n
Livit, Glen <\/p>\n\nI think he’s Scotch.<\/p>\n
Mander, Jerry <\/p>\n\nHe’s all over the place.<\/p>\n
Manity, Hugh <\/p>\n\nHe’s just like everyone else.<\/p>\n
Metric, Barry <\/p>\n\nKid can’t take the pressure.<\/p>\n
Munn, Otto <\/p>\n\nThis guy’s a couch potato.<\/p>\n
Nomial, Polly <\/p>\n\nShe loves math.<\/p>\n
O’Bite, Gig <\/p>\n\nHe’s got quite a memory.<\/p>\n
Oh, Pattie <\/p>\n\nShe likes hanging out outdoors.<\/p>\n
Ovan, Dennis <\/p>\n\nIs he a Neanderthal, or what? <\/p>\n
Pyre, Em <\/p>\n\nShe’s got ambition.<\/p>\n
Ramony, Pat <\/p>\n\nI hear he inherited a fortune. <\/p>\n
Russe, Bella <\/p>\n\nIs that a Russian accent?<\/p>\n
Shire, Devon <\/p>\n\nI love her accent.<\/p>\n
Stick, Joy <\/p>\n\nShe’s so controlling.<\/p>\n
Tard, Leo <\/p>\n\nHe just came here from the gym. <\/p>\n
Tedd, Jill <\/p>\n\nI hear her boyfriend dumped her.<\/p>\n
Torius, Vic <\/p>\n\nThis one’s a winner.<\/p>\n
Tosterone, Tess <\/p>\n\nShe’s a tough one.<\/p>\n
Trope, Zoe <\/p>\n\nShe keeps going in circles. <\/p>\n
Tucky, Ken <\/p>\n\nHe’s from the South.<\/p>\n
Uflect, Jen <\/p>\n\nShe’s so polite!<\/p>\n
Undrum, Ken <\/p>\n\nThis one’s a puzzle.<\/p>\n
Vation, Sal <\/p>\n\nHe’s very religious.<\/p>\n
Walker, Jay <\/p>\n\nHe never follows the rules.<\/p>\n
Ward, Lee <\/p>\n\nUgh, I can smell him from here.<\/p>\n
Warm, Luke <\/p>\n\nDon’t know if I like this guy.<\/p>\n
Winkle, Perry <\/p>\n\nHe’s always blue.<\/p>\n
Yuery, Jan <\/p>\n\nShe’s just starting the year.<\/p>\n
Yurism, Ann <\/p>\n\nShe gives me high blood pressure.
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