Why do humans walk vertically?
\nBecause they can’t stand being horizontal.<\/p>\n
Why don’t people understand how sound insulation works?
\nBecause it is baffling.<\/p>\n
Why were the almond and cashew locked away?
\nBecause they were nuts.<\/p>\n
Why didn’t the old car wheel work?
\nBecause it was retired.<\/p>\n
Why didn’t the injury cost anything?
\nBecause it was treated.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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