{"id":21983,"date":"2020-02-15T19:23:05","date_gmt":"2020-02-16T00:23:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=21983"},"modified":"2020-02-15T19:23:05","modified_gmt":"2020-02-16T00:23:05","slug":"thyme-machine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=21983","title":{"rendered":"Thyme machine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every time I cook my morning breakfast, I imagine wistfully that the container of thyme on my kitchen shelf is actually time. I look at the clock, realize I&#8217;m running late, and wistfully imagine.<\/p>\n<p>If only I could just add enough of this yummy spice, I say to myself, it would whisk me back twenty minutes and I&#8217;ll have plenty of time this morning. Then I add the little thyme leaves to what I&#8217;m cooking in the skillet and cross my fingers. Alas it never actually works that way &#8212; I still end up running late.<\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, it does definitely make my breakfast taste better. That&#8217;s worth something, I guess.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every time I cook my morning breakfast, I imagine wistfully that the container of thyme on my kitchen shelf is actually time. I look at the clock, realize I&#8217;m running late, and wistfully imagine. If only I could just add enough of this yummy spice, I say to myself, it would whisk me back twenty &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=21983\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Thyme machine&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21983"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21983"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21983\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21984,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21983\/revisions\/21984"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21983"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21983"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21983"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}