{"id":22781,"date":"2020-11-27T21:48:20","date_gmt":"2020-11-28T02:48:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=22781"},"modified":"2020-11-27T21:48:20","modified_gmt":"2020-11-28T02:48:20","slug":"if-people-were-animals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=22781","title":{"rendered":"If people were animals"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If everyone you know were a species of animal, what animal would they be? I sometimes find myself mapping people to animals in my head.<\/p>\n<p>This person is clearly a tabby cat, that one a dachshund. Another is a sea otter. One person is so obviously a rhinoceros that I almost expect him to have a giant horn on his face.<\/p>\n<p>Do you find yourself thinking this way, or am I alone in this? Personally I find it very illuminating, and you might want to try it.<\/p>\n<p>Just be sure never to tell someone what animal they remind you of. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If everyone you know were a species of animal, what animal would they be? I sometimes find myself mapping people to animals in my head. This person is clearly a tabby cat, that one a dachshund. Another is a sea otter. One person is so obviously a rhinoceros that I almost expect him to have &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=22781\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;If people were animals&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22781"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22781"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22781\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22782,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22781\/revisions\/22782"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22781"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22781"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22781"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}