{"id":22851,"date":"2020-12-15T20:00:14","date_gmt":"2020-12-16T01:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=22851"},"modified":"2020-12-15T20:00:14","modified_gmt":"2020-12-16T01:00:14","slug":"jewelry-shop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=22851","title":{"rendered":"Jewelry shop"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today I walked into a jewelry shop. The shop owner was very friendly.<\/p>\n<p>I suspect he was happy for the business. These days I am guess anybody in retail is glad for the business.<\/p>\n<p>We said our hellos, and then he told me they were running a special today. &#8220;Oh, really?&#8221; I asked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes,&#8221; he said pleasantly. &#8220;Half off all earrings. If you buy one earring, you get the other one for free.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It took me a moment to realize it was a joke. But then I laughed, because somehow it struck me as very funny.<\/p>\n<p>I thought about that poor man,  all day in his shop day after day, in the midst of a pandemic, just waiting for a customer to come in. And I wondered how many times today he had occasion to try that joke out on somebody.<\/p>\n<p>I hope he had the opportunity to tell it many times.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today I walked into a jewelry shop. The shop owner was very friendly. I suspect he was happy for the business. These days I am guess anybody in retail is glad for the business. We said our hellos, and then he told me they were running a special today. &#8220;Oh, really?&#8221; I asked. &#8220;Yes,&#8221; he &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=22851\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Jewelry shop&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22851"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22851"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22851\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22852,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22851\/revisions\/22852"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22851"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22851"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22851"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}