{"id":23814,"date":"2021-11-09T15:34:32","date_gmt":"2021-11-09T20:34:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=23814"},"modified":"2021-11-09T15:35:03","modified_gmt":"2021-11-09T20:35:03","slug":"noses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=23814","title":{"rendered":"Noses"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every once in a while it occurs to me that noses are very strange. We all have these odd fleshy triangular things sticking out of our faces.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t get me wrong. Most of the time I pretty much take noses for granted. Except for every once in a while when I don&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>And then I notice what an odd thing is a nose. Your nose protrudes straight out of the very center of your face, like a tent in the middle of a campsite.<\/p>\n<p>Most other primates evolved to have tastefully inset nostrils, which do not at all disturb the contours of their features. But we humans, for whatever reason, went a different way.<\/p>\n<p>Even our popular culture assumes that fictional characters all have noses. Unless, that is, you are a robot or an alien. Then apparently it&#8217;s ok not to have a protruding proboscis.<\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, the only fictional person I can think of off-hand who doesn&#8217;t have a nose is He Who Must Not Be Named. And that can&#8217;t be good.<\/p>\n<p>So I guess it&#8217;s just fine that we have noses.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every once in a while it occurs to me that noses are very strange. We all have these odd fleshy triangular things sticking out of our faces. Don&#8217;t get me wrong. Most of the time I pretty much take noses for granted. Except for every once in a while when I don&#8217;t. And then I &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=23814\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Noses&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23814"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23814"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23814\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23816,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23814\/revisions\/23816"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23814"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23814"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23814"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}