{"id":24116,"date":"2022-02-17T17:12:32","date_gmt":"2022-02-17T22:12:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=24116"},"modified":"2022-02-17T17:12:32","modified_gmt":"2022-02-17T22:12:32","slug":"overheard-in-an-elevator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=24116","title":{"rendered":"Overheard in an elevator"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of the weird things about elevators is that you sometimes get to witness tiny snippets of people&#8217;s lives. And often those snippets are out of context.<\/p>\n<p>Today I was riding up an elevator and a man and a woman were talking behind me. The woman said &#8220;He has a persistent sneezing problem.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My mind started racing at the thought of such a thing. I tried to imagine what it might be like to find yourself constantly sneezing, wherever you go. Particularly in these pandemic times, that would be a very unfortunate affliction indeed. Poor guy. How on earth does he get through the day?<\/p>\n<p>The conversation continued. The man asked &#8220;What are you doing about it?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The woman replied &#8220;We asked the vet, and the vet said he would be ok.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of the weird things about elevators is that you sometimes get to witness tiny snippets of people&#8217;s lives. And often those snippets are out of context. Today I was riding up an elevator and a man and a woman were talking behind me. The woman said &#8220;He has a persistent sneezing problem.&#8221; My mind &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=24116\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Overheard in an elevator&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24116"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24116"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24116\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24117,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24116\/revisions\/24117"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}