{"id":24525,"date":"2022-07-08T14:31:42","date_gmt":"2022-07-08T19:31:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=24525"},"modified":"2022-07-08T14:31:42","modified_gmt":"2022-07-08T19:31:42","slug":"late-breaking-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=24525","title":{"rendered":"Late Breaking News"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This just in:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <b>Moscow Official Accuses West of \u2018Blatant Russophobia\u2019<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <b>Dracula Accuses Van Helsing of \u2018Blatant Transylvaniphobia\u2019<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <b>COVID-19 accuses Human Race of \u2018Blatant Microbiphobia\u2019<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <b>Adolph Hitler Accuses Allies of \u2018Blatant Germaniphobia\u2019<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I actually saw one of the above headlines in the news today. But to tell you the truth, they all kind of blur together.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This just in: &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Moscow Official Accuses West of \u2018Blatant Russophobia\u2019 &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Dracula Accuses Van Helsing of \u2018Blatant Transylvaniphobia\u2019 &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; COVID-19 accuses Human Race of \u2018Blatant Microbiphobia\u2019 &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Adolph Hitler Accuses Allies of \u2018Blatant Germaniphobia\u2019 I actually saw one of the above headlines in the news today. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=24525\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Late Breaking News&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24525"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24525"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24525\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24531,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24525\/revisions\/24531"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24525"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24525"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24525"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}