{"id":25401,"date":"2023-04-28T18:51:00","date_gmt":"2023-04-28T23:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=25401"},"modified":"2023-04-28T18:51:00","modified_gmt":"2023-04-28T23:51:00","slug":"on-the-security-line","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=25401","title":{"rendered":"On the security line"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On the security line today at LaGuardia Airport, I saw a man carrying a box of Little Italy pizza.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Somebody sure must really want genuine New York pizza,&#8221; I said.  His wife laughed and said &#8220;Yes, it&#8217;s the only way they are going to be able to get it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I know what you mean,&#8221; I said, &#8220;I&#8217;ve got fourteen Brooklyn Bagels in this backpack.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Which was true.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On the security line today at LaGuardia Airport, I saw a man carrying a box of Little Italy pizza. &#8220;Somebody sure must really want genuine New York pizza,&#8221; I said. His wife laughed and said &#8220;Yes, it&#8217;s the only way they are going to be able to get it.&#8221; &#8220;I know what you mean,&#8221; I &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=25401\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;On the security line&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25401"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25401"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25401\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25402,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25401\/revisions\/25402"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25401"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25401"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25401"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}