{"id":26483,"date":"2024-05-19T06:35:00","date_gmt":"2024-05-19T11:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=26483"},"modified":"2024-05-19T07:58:32","modified_gmt":"2024-05-19T12:58:32","slug":"crowded","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=26483","title":{"rendered":"Crowded"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today I was in a crowded department store. I had trouble keeping track, through the crowd, of the location of the person I had come in with.<\/p>\n<p>One problem was that the aisles with all the stuff were taller than my companion, and I don&#8217;t have X-ray vision. Wouldn&#8217;t it be great, I thought to myself, if I had a pair of glasses that simply showed me the location of  my friend, right through those aisles.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today I was in a crowded department store. I had trouble keeping track, through the crowd, of the location of the person I had come in with. One problem was that the aisles with all the stuff were taller than my companion, and I don&#8217;t have X-ray vision. Wouldn&#8217;t it be great, I thought to &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=26483\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Crowded&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26483"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26483"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26483\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26488,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26483\/revisions\/26488"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26483"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26483"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26483"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}