{"id":27663,"date":"2025-07-19T20:49:17","date_gmt":"2025-07-20T01:49:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=27663"},"modified":"2025-07-19T20:49:17","modified_gmt":"2025-07-20T01:49:17","slug":"speed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=27663","title":{"rendered":"Speed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I like traveling on airplanes because they are fast. And I like traveling on ferries because they are slow.<\/p>\n<p>How can both of these things be true? In the immortal words of Edna Mode, nevertheless, here we are.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I like traveling on airplanes because they are fast. And I like traveling on ferries because they are slow. How can both of these things be true? In the immortal words of Edna Mode, nevertheless, here we are.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27663"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27663"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27663\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27664,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27663\/revisions\/27664"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27663"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27663"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27663"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}