After a disappointing jobs report, the U.S. president, in a bold and decisive move, fired Erika McEntarfer, the commissioner of the bureau of Labor statistics.<\/p>\n
His reasoning was simple: The downturn in the nation’seconomy couldn’t possibly be due to his recent punitive trade policies, so it must have been caused by the commissioner manipulating the numbers.<\/p>\n
In related news, it rained in our nation’s capital, and the president got wet. In a bold and decisive move, he fired the weatherman.<\/p>\n
In other news, an apple fell from a tree. Due to gravity, it hit the president on the head. In a bold and decisive move, he fired Sir Isaac Newton.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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