{"id":28122,"date":"2026-01-10T20:58:49","date_gmt":"2026-01-11T01:58:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=28122"},"modified":"2026-01-10T21:35:40","modified_gmt":"2026-01-11T02:35:40","slug":"vital-statistics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=28122","title":{"rendered":"Vital statistics"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today somebody was talking about their grandfather. He drank like a fish, yet lived to a ripe old age. &#8220;He was always proud of his liver,&#8221; they said. &#8220;No matter how much he drank, his liver was always incredibly healthy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The conversation then turned to their grandmother. &#8220;Smoked every day for many years, but still perfectly healthy at eighty.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It seemed like a theme was developing. I hated to burst their bubble, but I felt I had to speak up. &#8220;Unfortunately,&#8221; I  said, &#8220;that&#8217;s not how statistics works.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today somebody was talking about their grandfather. He drank like a fish, yet lived to a ripe old age. &#8220;He was always proud of his liver,&#8221; they said. &#8220;No matter how much he drank, his liver was always incredibly healthy.&#8221; The conversation then turned to their grandmother. &#8220;Smoked every day for many years, but still &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=28122\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Vital statistics&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28122"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28122"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28122\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28126,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28122\/revisions\/28126"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}