{"id":28450,"date":"2026-05-23T15:45:05","date_gmt":"2026-05-23T20:45:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=28450"},"modified":"2026-05-23T15:59:16","modified_gmt":"2026-05-23T20:59:16","slug":"a-walk-in-the-garden","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=28450","title":{"rendered":"A walk in the garden"},"content":{"rendered":"

May 15, 2026. After all the pomp and ceremony, the two most powerful men in the world finally have a private moment. As they walk together through the gardens of Zhongnanhai, they chat amiably.<\/i><\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
XJ:<\/td>\nDonny, I know how to solve your immigration problem.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
DT:<\/td>\n I’m all ears. By the way, that tea was tremendous.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
XJ:<\/td>\n You can have a whole box. But listen, the key is green cards.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
DT:<\/td>\n How so?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
XJ:<\/td>\n People will do anything to get them, right?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
DT:<\/td>\n Bigly. Everybody knows it. But how can I use that?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
XJ:<\/td>\n Tell them they need to leave the country in order to get one.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
DT:<\/td>\n Oh I see. Beautiful! We will do that.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

Sometime later that day…<\/i><\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
XJ:<\/td>\n Modi my friend, remember that wild idea you had?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
NM:<\/td>\n Wait, you mean he actually fell for it?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
XJ:<\/td>\n Yep. From now on we get to keep all of our tech geniuses.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
NM:<\/td>\n But nobody could possibly be that stupid.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
XJ:<\/td>\n Clearly somebody could.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
NM:<\/td>\n Congratulations, you and I have just won the A.I. war.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

May 15, 2026. After all the pomp and ceremony, the two most powerful men in the world finally have a private moment. As they walk together through the gardens of Zhongnanhai, they chat amiably. XJ: Donny, I know how to solve your immigration problem. DT: I’m all ears. By the way, that tea was tremendous. … Continue reading “A walk in the garden”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28450"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28450"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28450\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28453,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28450\/revisions\/28453"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28450"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28450"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28450"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}