{"id":28854,"date":"2026-10-14T19:09:23","date_gmt":"2026-10-15T00:09:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=28854"},"modified":"2026-10-14T19:09:23","modified_gmt":"2026-10-15T00:09:23","slug":"oysters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=28854","title":{"rendered":"Oysters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today I was hanging out with friends, and somebody asked if we liked oysters. I, being the vegetarian in the group, interpreted that differently from everyone else.<\/p>\n<p>I said &#8220;I think we all like oysters, but I might like them in different sense.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What do you mean?&#8221; my friend asked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I mean I like for them to be happy.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today I was hanging out with friends, and somebody asked if we liked oysters. I, being the vegetarian in the group, interpreted that differently from everyone else. I said &#8220;I think we all like oysters, but I might like them in different sense.&#8221; &#8220;What do you mean?&#8221; my friend asked. &#8220;I mean I like for &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=28854\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Oysters&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28854"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28854"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28854\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28855,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28854\/revisions\/28855"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28854"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28854"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28854"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}