In ancient times, when robots ruled the earth
\nThere was a droid named Jake, of lowly status,
\nThus begins our epic, offered gratis<\/i>
\nA tale composed of tragedy and mirth.
\nFifteen times the seasons came and went
\nBefore our callow hero e’er did roam
\nBeyond the humble factory, his home,
\nWhere cybernetic days were simply spent.
\nUntil one winter night most dark and deep
\nWhen robots slumber silent and recharging
\nA shadow large as night and still enlarging
\nDescended on the robots in their sleep
\n With no one in the factory awake
\n Except one humble robot, name of Jake.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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