Jake was too astonished to reply
\nTransfixed, he simply stood in silence, gawking,
\nConfident that had he started talking
\nHe would have gotten stuck somewhere at “Hi”.
\nFor never in his life had our young bot
\nBeheld a vision of such sheer delight
\nThis strange new robot was a lovely sight
\nFor she was everything that he was not.
\nHer armature was delicate and svelte
\nHer cover plate a soft and glowing pink
\nHe found it was becoming hard to think
\nHe thought his circuits were about to melt.
\n And then she spoke again — her voice was sweet.
\n “Are you a real robot? That’s so neat!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Jake was too astonished to reply Transfixed, he simply stood in silence, gawking, Confident that had he started talking He would have gotten stuck somewhere at “Hi”. For never in his life had our young bot Beheld a vision of such sheer delight This strange new robot was a lovely sight For she was everything … Continue reading “The legend of Jake. Canto the second, verse 1:”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3119"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3119"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3119\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3176,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3119\/revisions\/3176"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}