{"id":3237,"date":"2010-02-19T23:16:06","date_gmt":"2010-02-20T04:16:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=3237"},"modified":"2010-02-20T08:34:18","modified_gmt":"2010-02-20T13:34:18","slug":"the-legend-of-jake-canto-the-third-verse-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=3237","title":{"rendered":"The legend of Jake, Canto the third.  Verse 4:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For a while she just stared down at the screen.<br \/>\n&#8220;He never stormed away before,&#8221; she mused.<br \/>\nEmily was getting more enthused<br \/>\nThis was the most successful run she&#8217;d seen.<br \/>\nShe&#8217;d never thought she&#8217;d like the seventh grade<br \/>\nBut this teacher let her program her own sim.<br \/>\nJake had started out a little dim<br \/>\nBut look at all the progress he had made.<br \/>\nShe&#8217;d appeared to him as all the major gods<br \/>\nNow she&#8217;d run her bot through Turtle theory<br \/>\n(It seemed recursive robots made Jake leery)<br \/>\nNext up on the list: Transpermic pods!<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; After that it would be &#8220;Jake the robot nun&#8221;.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Homework never had been so much fun!<\/p>\n<p><center><i>fin<\/i><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For a while she just stared down at the screen. &#8220;He never stormed away before,&#8221; she mused. Emily was getting more enthused This was the most successful run she&#8217;d seen. She&#8217;d never thought she&#8217;d like the seventh grade But this teacher let her program her own sim. Jake had started out a little dim But &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=3237\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The legend of Jake, Canto the third.  Verse 4:&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3237"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3237"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3237\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3243,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3237\/revisions\/3243"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3237"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3237"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3237"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}