{"id":398,"date":"2008-09-21T10:12:48","date_gmt":"2008-09-21T15:12:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=398"},"modified":"2008-09-22T00:16:51","modified_gmt":"2008-09-22T05:16:51","slug":"and-another-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=398","title":{"rendered":"And another thing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This evening as I was waiting with my friend Cynthia for a subway train, I saw a serious looking young man pacing up and down the platform.  I noticed him because he was wearing a bright red shirt that said &#8220;Thing 2&#8221;, just like the one worn by the character in <i>The Cat in the Hat<\/i> by Dr. Seuss.<\/p>\n<p>I remember thinking that he looked a bit sad, this Thing 2, and also that it was strange, given the choice, that someone would choose to be Thing 2, rather than Thing 1.  I wanted to cheer him up by telling him I thought he had a cool shirt.  But I felt it would be a little odd to go up to a total stranger on a New York City subway platform, just to say something like that.<\/p>\n<p><center><br \/>\n<img src='http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/thing1_and_thing2.gif' width=450><br \/>\n<\/center><br \/>\n<\/p>\n<p>After a few minutes the train arrived and Cynthia and I boarded and found seats.  As luck would have it, the young man came into the same car and sat down right next to us.  Seeing my chance, I turned to him and said &#8220;Hey, I really like your shirt.&#8221;  He gave a sheepish smile, the kind of smile that says &#8220;this wasn&#8217;t really my idea.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He explained to us that only a few minutes earlier he been hanging out with his girlfriend, and that <i>she<\/i> was Thing 1.  I solemnly assured him that I understood, and we all agreed that this was just as it should be.<\/p>\n<p>After that he seemed happier.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This evening as I was waiting with my friend Cynthia for a subway train, I saw a serious looking young man pacing up and down the platform. I noticed him because he was wearing a bright red shirt that said &#8220;Thing 2&#8221;, just like the one worn by the character in The Cat in the &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=398\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;And another thing&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/398"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=398"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/398\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}