{"id":4569,"date":"2010-09-06T20:57:14","date_gmt":"2010-09-07T01:57:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=4569"},"modified":"2010-09-06T21:12:38","modified_gmt":"2010-09-07T02:12:38","slug":"attic-part-72","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=4569","title":{"rendered":"Attic, part 72"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Josh strode over to the little clock hanging on the wall.  &#8220;Doesn&#8217;t look like much, does it?&#8221; he said. &#8220;But I&#8217;m pretty sure it&#8217;s been set to midnight for a long time now.&#8221;  With a decisive gesture, he reached out to move the minute hand.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well?&#8221; Jenny said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Darned thing&#8217;s stuck,&#8221; he answered.  He glanced over at Mr. Symarian, who merely shrugged.  It was clear the teacher was being very careful not to interfere.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I wonder,&#8221; Jenny said.  &#8220;Maybe it&#8217;s just stuck for you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t get it,&#8221; Josh said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, after all, she&#8217;s my grandmother, not yours.&#8221;  Jenny walked over to the clock and gave the second hand a little nudge with one finger.  It moved easily.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, I&#8217;ll be darned,&#8221; Josh said. &#8220;You totally called it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well you know,&#8221; Jenny said, feeling quite pleased with herself, &#8220;everybody does something.  You&#8217;re the path finder, and I, it seems, am the path changer.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Totally,&#8221; Josh said enthusiastically.  &#8220;I tag &#8217;em and you bag &#8217;em.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yep,&#8221; Jenny said, &#8220;you see &#8217;em and I tree &#8217;em.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I pick &#8217;em and you sic &#8217;em.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Jenny laughed.  &#8220;You spot &#8217;em then I got &#8217;em.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I name them and you tame them.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You smell &#8217;em and I fell &#8217;em.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I bring &#8217;em and you sting &#8217;em&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<i>Stop!<\/i> I beg you, for God&#8217;s sake, please stop!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Josh and Jenny both turned to look at the source of the interruption.  &#8220;Why Mr. Symarian, you&#8217;re shouting,&#8221; Jenny said.  &#8220;Are you ok?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Does it look like I&#8217;m bloody ok?  If you keep this up any longer my head will explode.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sorry,&#8221; Jenny said, &#8220;we were just, you know, having fun.&#8221;  Then she had a worrisome thought.  &#8220;You don&#8217;t mean that, um, literally, do you?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No Jenny, not literally.  I was employing a metaphor.&#8221;  The teacher managed to get hold of himself.  &#8220;Well, at least one thing is quite obvious.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What&#8217;s that,&#8221; Josh asked.<\/p>\n<p>Mr. Symarian looked from Josh to Jenny and then back again.  &#8220;You two are perfect for each other.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Josh strode over to the little clock hanging on the wall. &#8220;Doesn&#8217;t look like much, does it?&#8221; he said. &#8220;But I&#8217;m pretty sure it&#8217;s been set to midnight for a long time now.&#8221; With a decisive gesture, he reached out to move the minute hand. &#8220;Well?&#8221; Jenny said. &#8220;Darned thing&#8217;s stuck,&#8221; he answered. He glanced &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=4569\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Attic, part 72&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4569"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4569"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4569\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4579,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4569\/revisions\/4579"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}