{"id":5772,"date":"2011-01-22T22:38:12","date_gmt":"2011-01-23T03:38:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=5772"},"modified":"2011-01-22T22:41:29","modified_gmt":"2011-01-23T03:41:29","slug":"the-land-beyond-the-mobius-strip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=5772","title":{"rendered":"The land beyond the M\u00f6bius strip"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I walked one day on a M\u00f6bius strip<br \/>\nJust &#8217;cause I felt like taking a trip.<br \/>\nIt seemed so easy, &#8217;til I found<br \/>\nA land where things were turned around<\/p>\n<p>Yes, turned around!  Try as I might<br \/>\nI couldn&#8217;t tell my left from right<br \/>\nThe food they had all tasted funny<br \/>\nThe print was backwards on their money!<\/p>\n<p>Now, much as I do like to roam<br \/>\nI just wanted to go home<br \/>\nBut I found out to my dismay<br \/>\nThe path would only go one way.<\/p>\n<p>They say you can&#8217;t go home again,<br \/>\nThe world I&#8217;d known was gone.  But then<br \/>\n&#8220;The hell with it,&#8221; I said.  &#8220;Instead,<br \/>\n&#8220;Why don&#8217;t I just forge ahead?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So I found another M\u00f6bius strip<br \/>\nAnd started on a second trip<br \/>\nIt made no sense I know, and yet<br \/>\nHow much wronger could things get?<\/p>\n<p>And sure enough when I&#8217;d gone round<br \/>\nThat second strip, it seems I found<br \/>\nAnother land where things were good<br \/>\nAnd left to right went like it should<\/p>\n<p>Food was yummy, words looked right<br \/>\nI thought I&#8217;d maybe spend the night<br \/>\nNow here I am, still on that trip<br \/>\nTo the land beyond the M\u00f6bius strip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I walked one day on a M\u00f6bius strip Just &#8217;cause I felt like taking a trip. It seemed so easy, &#8217;til I found A land where things were turned around Yes, turned around! Try as I might I couldn&#8217;t tell my left from right The food they had all tasted funny The print was backwards &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=5772\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The land beyond the M\u00f6bius strip&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5772"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5772"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5772\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5773,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5772\/revisions\/5773"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5772"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5772"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5772"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}