{"id":6874,"date":"2011-07-21T20:05:35","date_gmt":"2011-07-22T01:05:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=6874"},"modified":"2011-07-21T20:06:47","modified_gmt":"2011-07-22T01:06:47","slug":"monopachydermous","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=6874","title":{"rendered":"Monopachydermous"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m having dinner this evening with my old friend Bill Buxton.  Bill is the only person with whom I ever rode an elephant.  He also told me the other day that I am the only person with whom he ever rode an elephant.<\/p>\n<p>Since then my relationship to individuals of other species has evolved, to the point where I would never again ride an elephant &#8212; since, in retrospect, it is clearly not an experience that the elephant enjoys.<\/p>\n<p>It is therefore quite likely that Bill and I will remain true to each other &#8212; that we will each remain the only person with whom the other has ever ridden an elephant.<\/p>\n<p>Which, I believe, makes us both monopachydermous.<\/p>\n<p>How many people can say that about each other?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m having dinner this evening with my old friend Bill Buxton. Bill is the only person with whom I ever rode an elephant. He also told me the other day that I am the only person with whom he ever rode an elephant. Since then my relationship to individuals of other species has evolved, to &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=6874\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Monopachydermous&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6874"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6874"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6874\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6876,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6874\/revisions\/6876"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6874"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6874"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6874"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}