{"id":7275,"date":"2011-10-12T18:42:06","date_gmt":"2011-10-12T23:42:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=7275"},"modified":"2011-10-12T18:44:22","modified_gmt":"2011-10-12T23:44:22","slug":"ten-superpowers-for-grownups","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=7275","title":{"rendered":"Ten superpowers for grownups"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>People contacted me privately about yesterday&#8217;s post, which I suppose was a very grownup thing to do.  Here is a list of ten suggestions generated since yesterday for &#8220;superpowers for grownups&#8221;:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>You can create an extra day between today and tomorrow\n<li>You never ever get sick\n<li>You know a magic incantation that can summon your lost house keys\n<li>After someone tells you how the movie will end, you are able to instantly forget what they said\n<li>You possess &#8220;Laser eyes&#8221; that can clean all your bathroom surfaces with merely a glance\n<li>You <i>always<\/i> find a parking space\n<li>You lose a little weight every time you eat dessert\n<li>When you meet people you&#8217;ve met before, you invariably remember their name\n<li>You can understand announcements on the NYC subway\n<li>When people tell you you look younger, they actually mean it\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>People contacted me privately about yesterday&#8217;s post, which I suppose was a very grownup thing to do. Here is a list of ten suggestions generated since yesterday for &#8220;superpowers for grownups&#8221;: You can create an extra day between today and tomorrow You never ever get sick You know a magic incantation that can summon your &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=7275\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Ten superpowers for grownups&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7275"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7275"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7275\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7281,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7275\/revisions\/7281"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7275"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7275"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7275"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}