{"id":7708,"date":"2012-01-09T10:46:39","date_gmt":"2012-01-09T15:46:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=7708"},"modified":"2012-01-31T19:38:24","modified_gmt":"2012-02-01T00:38:24","slug":"counting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=7708","title":{"rendered":"Counting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Counting today, how many stories have there been?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The monk looked up wearily.  &#8220;I really don&#8217;t know, quite a few. All I know is, one is needed every day.  It&#8217;s the curse, you know.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The reporter looked skeptical. &#8220;You&#8217;re saying you need to write a story every day, or something bad will happen?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Something bad <i>has<\/i> happened, and not just once.  It&#8217;s very specific.  The story has to be exactly two hundred words long, no more, no less.  If it doesn&#8217;t show up in the book, then the demon will come.  And when she comes, there is tragedy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Why two hundred words.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Look, I didn&#8217;t write the rules, I just live by them.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;How do they decide who writes the stories?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, everyone used to take turns, because the stress, the responsibility, can eat away at you.  But it takes a very specific talent.  So now, only one writes. These days that&#8217;s me.  That is, until I fail.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Fail?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You can only do this for so long.  One day I just won&#8217;t be able to take it any more. Like what happened to Brother Frederick.&#8221; he said with a shudder.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What happened to brother Frederick?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;One day he counted wrong.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Counting today, how many stories have there been?&#8221; The monk looked up wearily. &#8220;I really don&#8217;t know, quite a few. All I know is, one is needed every day. It&#8217;s the curse, you know.&#8221; The reporter looked skeptical. &#8220;You&#8217;re saying you need to write a story every day, or something bad will happen?&#8221; &#8220;Something bad &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=7708\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Counting&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7708"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7708"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7708\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7806,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7708\/revisions\/7806"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7708"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7708"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}