{"id":8139,"date":"2012-04-22T17:51:16","date_gmt":"2012-04-22T22:51:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=8139"},"modified":"2012-04-23T08:27:06","modified_gmt":"2012-04-23T13:27:06","slug":"earth-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=8139","title":{"rendered":"Earth Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One day, the usually oblivious humans looked down at their feet, and noticed a most curious thing.  They were standing on something.  &#8220;How odd,&#8221; one said. &#8220;How very unusual,&#8221; remarked another.<\/p>\n<p>A wise person was consulted, who explained to one and all that the strange rocklike prominence beneath them was a largish spherical mass known as &#8220;Earth&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>At this delightful news, there was general rejoicing amongst the humans.  &#8220;How marvelous!&#8221; said one.  &#8220;How fantastical!&#8221; remarked another.  A celebration was thrown in honor of the Earth.  The Mayor issued a solemn proclamation, declaring that this day was henceforth to be known as &#8220;Earth Day&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>All the humans smiled, and professed loudly to each other how dearly they loved the Earth, each rushing to proclaim a desire only to cherish and to protect such a wonderful thing.  Throughout the special marvelous day, a great time was had by all, and the humans felt balanced, and whole, and at peace.<\/p>\n<p>Then the next day they forgot all about it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One day, the usually oblivious humans looked down at their feet, and noticed a most curious thing. They were standing on something. &#8220;How odd,&#8221; one said. &#8220;How very unusual,&#8221; remarked another. A wise person was consulted, who explained to one and all that the strange rocklike prominence beneath them was a largish spherical mass known &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=8139\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Earth Day&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8139"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8139"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8139\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8143,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8139\/revisions\/8143"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}