“What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?”<\/p>\n
“Who?” said the owl.<\/p>\n
“No, what,” I started to explain, “It’s a joke,” as the owl stepped aside to let me in. Then I remembered that the owl doesn’t do jokes. Might as well get down to business. “I need your advice. There’s been a murder.”<\/p>\n
“Who?”<\/p>\n
“Good question. J. Chesterton Winthrop. In his own bedroom.” Owl just shook his head sadly. I went on to fill in the details, the death of the hare and the parrot, what Sam found in the hall of records about the two Winthrop girls. I hesitated for a moment, and then decided to admit that I had moved beyond an, um, professional relationship with one of the sisters.<\/p>\n
Owl fixed me a disapproving look. “Who?”<\/p>\n
“Lulu. I’m not even sure Rebecca goes in for that kind of thing. I can’t say I’m sorry about it. Of course, if Lulu turns out to be the prime suspect in a murder, a certain party is going to step in and take over, sooner or later.”<\/p>\n
“Who?”<\/p>\n
“The chief of police. And he’s going to tie it back to the murders of Whiskers and Manny. But there’s one thing I can’t figure: Why would she tip me off like that — about her own sister?”<\/p>\n
“Who?” the owl asked politely.<\/p>\n
“Rebecca. You’d think she’d keep a thing like that to herself. You know, maybe there’s bad blood between those two. Say, just talking about this is helping me think everything through — it’s all starting to make sense. I knew I came to the right bird!”<\/p>\n
“Who?” said the owl, with a faint smile.<\/p>\n
“You of course. Don’t be so modest.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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