On my last day in Dublin, one of my hosts pointed out that both Bram Stoker and Oscar Wilde attended Trinity College.
Which of course led me to ask the obvious question: If Count Dracula were to face off against Lady Bracknell in a fair fight, which one would emerge the victor?
As with most questions of this kind, we can never know for sure what the outcome would be. But I suspect the poor vampire wouldn’t stand a chance.