{"id":13599,"date":"2013-11-12T22:16:13","date_gmt":"2013-11-13T03:16:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=13599"},"modified":"2013-11-13T02:02:37","modified_gmt":"2013-11-13T07:02:37","slug":"anna-part-12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=13599","title":{"rendered":"Anna, part 12"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m glad you&#8217;re finally here Alec,&#8221; the Dean said. &#8220;Would you mind taking a seat?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>As Alec sat down, Jill looked from him to the Dean worriedly.  Something wasn&#8217;t right here.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;As I was saying,&#8221; the Dean continued, &#8220;budgets are tight these days, and your project has been using an enormous amount of server capacity.  The reputation of this school is not built from anthropomorphic flights of fancy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Just what are you saying?&#8221; Bob asked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m saying that your project has been terminated.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You can&#8217;t do that!&#8221; Jill said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Unfortunately he can,&#8221; Bob said.  &#8220;we&#8217;ve been working with shared resources, and the Dean&#8217;s office controls that budget.&#8221;  He shot the Dean a withering look.  &#8220;I&#8217;m sure other worthy projects have already been selected.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;In fact yes,&#8221; the Dean said. &#8220;Those servers are needed to launch our new experimental campus-wide social networking site.  I hear there&#8217;s money in that.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Jill was livid.  &#8220;Do you deans stay up at night thinking of ways to screw researchers?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Dean just smiled.  &#8220;Do androids dream of electric sheep?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Alec rolled his eyes.  &#8220;Do you enjoy being a dick?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Touch\u00e9 young man.  Now if you don&#8217;t mind, I have work to do.  I&#8217;m sure the three of you can see yourselves out.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>They walked outside as if in a daze.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s hard to believe,&#8221; Jill said, &#8220;that we are being shut down just when we&#8217;re getting results.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, things could be worse&#8221; Bob said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I think,&#8221; Alec said, &#8220;they are.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Jill and Bob looked to see where he was pointing.  Thick black smoke was billowing out of the windows of their laboratory.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m glad you&#8217;re finally here Alec,&#8221; the Dean said. &#8220;Would you mind taking a seat?&#8221; As Alec sat down, Jill looked from him to the Dean worriedly. Something wasn&#8217;t right here. &#8220;As I was saying,&#8221; the Dean continued, &#8220;budgets are tight these days, and your project has been using an enormous amount of server capacity. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=13599\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Anna, part 12&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13599"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13599"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13599\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13607,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13599\/revisions\/13607"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13599"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13599"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13599"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}