{"id":13719,"date":"2013-11-25T21:18:53","date_gmt":"2013-11-26T02:18:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=13719"},"modified":"2013-11-25T21:20:53","modified_gmt":"2013-11-26T02:20:53","slug":"anna-part-25","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=13719","title":{"rendered":"Anna, part 25"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Gene was floating peacefully several feet above the rug.  &#8220;I could get used to this,&#8221; he beamed. &#8220;I may never come down.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s good,&#8221; Alec said, &#8220;because Jill is right below you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Gene looked down, did a double take, and wobbled in the air, nearly losing his balance. &#8220;I didn&#8217;t see you down there.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Jill hurriedly scurried out from under him and grew back to full size.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Did you discover anything down there?&#8221; Bob asked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes, I discovered that your rugs are filthy.  Don&#8217;t you ever have them cleaned?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Bob shrugged.  &#8220;I&#8217;m an academic.  We can&#8217;t be bothered with things like that.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I think he&#8217;s saying,&#8221; Alec chimed in, &#8220;that rugs are beneath him.  Cool power, by the way.  How small can you get?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t think there&#8217;s any limit,&#8221; Jill said, &#8220;but I was afraid that beyond some point I would get sucked in by London dispersion forces, and spend eternity stuck to the fibers of a dirty rug.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But LDF attraction is only dominant if the other atom is really big&#8230;&#8221; Bob began. &#8220;Oh right, I get it.  When you get smaller, all the other atoms seem bigger.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Very good, you get an A.&#8221; Jill was grinning.  &#8220;Guess you can keep being our academic advisor.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But that&#8217;s not the real question.&#8221; Alec was standing over the fruit bowl on the coffee table, where he had been practicing turning a banana into an apple and then back again.  But now he looked up.  &#8220;Jill&#8217;s point is that there are rules, even if we don&#8217;t know them.  It&#8217;s like any game, like Macbeth.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Macbeth is a play,&#8221; Gene said. &#8220;You know, ambitious Scottish king with bossy wife becomes overconfident, is defeated by rebellious trees.  Or that&#8217;s the short form, anyway.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well yeah, but that&#8217;s not the interesting part,&#8221; Alec said. &#8220;The interesting part are the weird sisters.  They&#8217;re playing a game, which means they need to play by game rules.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Gene looked genuinely intrigued.  &#8220;What rules?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The witches are only allowed to tell Macbeth the truth, even when they&#8217;re trying to create illusions.  You see?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, I get it,&#8221; Gene said. &#8220;It&#8217;s &#8216;Oracle of Delphi meets the Talosians.'&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m sorry,&#8221; Bob said, &#8220;that last bit was all Greek to me.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Technically,&#8221; Jill said, &#8220;only half of it was.  But I see Alec&#8217;s point.  We think we can do anything we want, but on some level Anna is playing by inviolable rules.  We just don&#8217;t know what those rules are.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;When I was a kid, they were printed on the back of the box,&#8221; Bob said helpfully.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gene was floating peacefully several feet above the rug. &#8220;I could get used to this,&#8221; he beamed. &#8220;I may never come down.&#8221; &#8220;That&#8217;s good,&#8221; Alec said, &#8220;because Jill is right below you.&#8221; Gene looked down, did a double take, and wobbled in the air, nearly losing his balance. &#8220;I didn&#8217;t see you down there.&#8221; Jill &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=13719\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Anna, part 25&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13719"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13719"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13719\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13726,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13719\/revisions\/13726"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13719"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13719"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13719"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}