{"id":15327,"date":"2014-10-22T19:46:41","date_gmt":"2014-10-23T00:46:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=15327"},"modified":"2014-10-22T19:46:41","modified_gmt":"2014-10-23T00:46:41","slug":"banana","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=15327","title":{"rendered":"Banana"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Being a typical New Yorker, I raced out of my apartment this morning just in time to make it to my first meeting of the day.  Since I hadn&#8217;t had time to prepare a proper breakfast, I grabbed a banana for the walk to work.<\/p>\n<p>Racing down the stairs with banana in hand, my multitasking began.  By the time I was out on the street I had already peeled the banana, and I was mostly finished eating it even before I made that first left turn at Washington Square.<\/p>\n<p>I was ready to discard the empty peel well before I passed the first garbage bin out on the street.  On some level I think I was quite pleased with the efficiency of my banana meal.<\/p>\n<p>After all, how many people manage their first meal of the day, start to finish, without losing even a second out of their schedule?  Tossing the peel into the trash, I happened to glance into the bin.<\/p>\n<p>There was nothing in it at all, except for other people&#8217;s discarded banana peels.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Being a typical New Yorker, I raced out of my apartment this morning just in time to make it to my first meeting of the day. Since I hadn&#8217;t had time to prepare a proper breakfast, I grabbed a banana for the walk to work. Racing down the stairs with banana in hand, my multitasking &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/?p=15327\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Banana&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15327"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15327"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15327\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15328,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15327\/revisions\/15328"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15327"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15327"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.kenperlin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15327"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}